3 events in Saint Clair County, Illinois

Join the Scott AFB Sexual Assault Prevention and Response (SAPR) Office for our annual Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month (SAAPM) 5K, a community event dedicated to promoting awareness, solidarity, and a culture of prevention across the installation. This 5K run/walk brings together Airmen, families, civilians, and mission partners to honor survivors, reinforce our commitment to a safe and respectful environment, and highlight the importance of proactive prevention.

Participants of all fitness levels are welcome—whether you run, walk, or ruck, your presence helps strengthen our collective voice against sexual assault. The event will kick off with opening remarks emphasizing this year’s SAAPM theme and the role each of us plays in fostering a culture of dignity and respect. Resource tables, awareness materials, and SAPR representatives will be available to provide information and support.

What? You're looking for beautiful scenery, great cookies, the best after-ride meal, and all the vidiot fun a stooge could want? Well, then don't be a knucklehead or a victim of soicumstance. You better not miss the 29th annual Tour de Stooges on Saturday, May 2, 2026, in Lebanon, Illinois. Miss it, and we'll moiderize youse!

The rolling countryside has great scenery, picturesque farms, fields of wildflowers on lightly traveled country lanes. We'll have more specifics on the route the closer we get to May 2! As usual, this ride features the best rest stop treats around. Yes, our Missouri friends might need to drive a little, but the trip down Interstates 70 or 64 is about the same as traveling from downtown to West County. Plus, the trip is worth it — it'll be a ride to remember! After all that pedaling, there's an all-you-can eat hot meal with lots of variety served in Ames Dining Hall at McKendree University.

We're excited to continue the Moe Metric Century, and have routes for cyclists of all levels, whether you want to push yourself or take it easy. After the ride, we'll spread out, eat, and watch Three Stooges shorts until the cows come home. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

We'll have all the details on parking, schedule of the day, and more closer to the ride!