Mean Girls 5K, 10K & Half Marathon

May 16, 2026 · 7:00 a.m. PST · 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA

Join us for The Cobra 5Kai, 10Kai & Half Miyagithon. An 80s-inspired martial arts throwback run along the iconic LA River Path!

Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races

Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.

Whether you’re running for Miyagi-Do honor or Cobra Kai glory, this is your shot to earn a finisher’s medal with dojo-level pride.

Choose your challenge:

• The 5Kai – Out-and-back power sprint to awaken your inner warrior.

• The 10Kai – Twice the distance, double the badassery.

• The Half Miyagithon – Go the distance. Channel the balance. Defeat your limits.

• The Multiverse Dojo Dash (Virtual) – For anyone who can’t make it to our timeline but still wants to join the fight. Run from your own dimension and earn the same medal as the in person warriors.

Expect high-energy music, 80s and 90s throwbacks, themed signage, and a cheering crowd that knows the way of the fist. Costumes welcome. Finish line crane kicks encouraged.

This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race...fun, fast, and full of heart.

Sign up now. Mercy is for the weak.

Parody Note:

This event is a fan made parody inspired by classic pop culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official rights holders. It’s all for fun, community, and good energy.

✨ Boogie Nights 5K & 10K After Dark

June 27, 2026 · 8:00 p.m. PST · 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA

Join us for Boogie Nights 5K & 10K After Dark — a disco-drenched nighttime run through the Valley where polyester reigns, vibes are high, and everybody’s a star at the finish line.

Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races

Roller skates. Gold chains. Big dreams. Inspired by the unforgettable energy of Boogie Nights (yes, that Boogie Nights), this race is a tribute to the over-the-top sparkle and grit of 70s/80s California cool — with just enough late-night chaos to make it magic.

Choose your challenge:

Boogie Nights 5K – A funky little sprint with serious Dirk Diggler attitude

Boogie Nights 10K – Twice the disco, double the dazzle

Expect funk and soul on the speakers, throwback signage, and a crowd ready to dance their way to the finish. Costumes welcome. Big collars and roller flair encouraged.

This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race — fun, fast, and full of heart.

Sign up now. You’ve got the touch. You’ve got the power.

🌀 Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome)

Can’t make it in person? No problem — we’re bringing the disco to your dimension.

Choose the Multiverse Option during registration and select your distance (5K or 10K).

Then:

✅ Run anytime between June 27–30

✅ Track it however you like (Strava, NRC, selfie — we’re chill)

✅ Submit your proof and shipping info

✅ We’ll send your medal straight from the Valley to your door

Same race. Same medal. Different timeline.

[🚨 Parody Disclaimer]

[This race is a fan-made parody event created with love by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any of the original creators, studios, or rights holders referenced in our race themes. All names, references, and characters are used for humorous and transformative purposes under fair use. ][We're just fans… who like to run in costume.]

Date & Time:

Saturday, August 15, 2026

8:00 PM – 11:00 PM

Location:

L.A. River Path – 6846 Owensmouth Ave., Canoga Park, CA 91303

Event Description:

Glow hard or go home.

Join us for The TRON Night Run, a neon-lit night race inspired by digital dreams and grid-style glory. Runners will blaze through a looped nighttime course along the L.A. River, lit up with LED vibes and TRON-inspired energy. Whether you're taking on the 5K or 10K, come dressed to impress in your brightest gear and light up the grid!

✨ Glow swag

🏅 Custom finisher medals

📸 Epic photo ops

Distances:

TRON 5K

TRON 10K

Start Time:

All distances begin together at 8:00 PM.

🌀 Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome)

Can’t make it to the Grid? Log in from your timeline.

Our TRON Run: Neon Grid race is open to all warriors of the digital frontier—wherever you’re plugged in. Whether you’re pounding the pavement in Tokyo, biking the lightcycle trail in Boise, or navigating a treadmill in your garage, the mainframe still counts your steps.

Choose the Multiverse Option during registration and select your distance (5K, 10K, or Half Marathon).

Run anytime between August 16–18

Track your run on any device or app (Strava, Garmin, smartwatch, or just a well-timed selfie—we’re cool)

Submit your proof and shipping info

We’ll transmit your finisher’s medal straight from the Grid

You don’t need to be in Canoga Park to feel the pulse of the neon.

🚨 Parody Disclaimer

This race is a fan-made parody event created with love by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any of the original creators, studios, or rights holders referenced in our race themes. All names, references, and characters are used for humorous and transformative purposes under fair use. We're just fans… who like to run in costume.

September 19, 2026 · 7:00 a.m. PST · 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA

Get ready to dash through time in The Bayside Dash, a 90s high school sitcom-themed race packed with retro vibes, school spirit, and Slater-strength energy.

Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races

Whether you’re more Morris or Turtle, this race lets you channel your inner Bayside Tiger and crush your course with a smile.

• Friends Forever 5K 🎶 Named after Zack Attack’s legendary ballad—because you don’t leave your squad behind on race day.

• Time Out 10K✋ Inspired by Morris himself—freeze time, catch your breath, and own the course.

• Hall Pass Half Marathon🎓 Go the distance like you’ve got a free pass to run the school (and the streets of Canoga Park).

• The Multiverse Transfer Student Challenge (Virtual) 🌀 “Transfer Students” from any timeline can choose any distance and still earn their medal.

Expect high school pep rally energy, ‘Saved by the Bell’ moments, throwback tunes, and surprise “pop quizzes” of encouragement along the course. Costumes encouraged—go full Bayside or show off your best 90s teen energy.

This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race—fun, fast, and full of nostalgia.

Sign up now. No hall pass required.

[Parody Disclaimer ]

[This race is a fan-made parody event inspired by 90s pop culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official trademark holders.]