an embarrassing way.
The Deal
The venue is the really cool one that Crosstobeerfest is at except most of the course is on the other side, where it's too dark for a night race. There are trails, ups, downs, berms, run-ups, run-downs, logs, man-eating squirrels, etc.
We also have music, craft beer, and a food truck so there will be no reason to leave after your race. Unless you race in the last race, you'll then have to go home after you race.
Secret Squirrel Venue Map.
Please note there DOGS are NOT allowed on the grounds. Please do not bring your dog. We will ask you to leave,
The Donut Madison Relay
The last "race" is the Donut Madison Relay. We'll shorten the course down to only include the wooded section that's near the Start/Finish. Teams of two will relay race. The "waiting" racer will consume an entire donut when his/her partner returns before starting their lap, and so on. This event is the final party of the day and is 20 minutes of hilarity.
One person registers both team members. The other team member needs to complete their registration via an email that gets sent. Don't forget!
Race Day Registration is an additional $20
WE'RE NOT JERKS! IF YOU NEED A REFUND PRIOR TO THE EVENT AND HAVE A LEGIT EXCUSE YOU'LL GET IT. JUST EMAIL US YOUR STORY
If you have to ask what category you should register in you are probably a NOVICE. If you always win by a significant margin or have at any time worn special stripes then you are an ELITE. If you know your USAC category then consult that, unofficially.