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The Cranky Monkey Mountain Bike Race is a cycling and mountain biking event held on Sunday, August 30, 2026. It is located at 7805 W Marlton Avenue Upper Marlboro, MD 20772 in Upper Marlboro, Maryland.

Date:
Sun, Aug 30, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Location:
7805 W Marlton Avenue Upper Marlboro, MD 20772
Upper Marlboro, Maryland
20772
United States
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    This meaningful journey will cover a distance of 1,200 miles over 27 days, traversing scenic landscapes and paying tribute to the memory of those affected by the events of September 11, 2001. Commencing in Arlington, Virginia, at the Pentagon Memorial on June 5, the tour will take cyclists clockwise following the 9/11 National Memorial Trail route, connecting the three memorial sites, before ultimately ending back in Arlington, Virginia, on July 11.

    The 2026 tour will also span July 4, coinciding with America’s 250th birthday, adding a profound layer of reflection on the nation’s history and resilience forged over centuries and reaffirmed in the aftermath of September 11, as cyclists pass through historic places such as Valley Forge, Philadelphia, Washington, D.C, and more.

    As we mark 25 years since 9/11, this commemorative Bike Tour stands as a living tribute—connecting past and present, honoring heroes' sacrifices, and reaffirming the importance of preserving the Trail for future generations.

    An itinerary for the 27-day, 1,200-mile tour, including daily mileage breakdowns, is available at the link below:

    https://www.911trail.org/911-national-memorial-trail-tour.html

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    11-15 Year-olds Swim (meters / lengths) Bike (miles / loops) Run (miles / loops)

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  • Chocolate City Criterium — District of Columbia & MABRA Category Championships [chocolatecitycrit.com] [Register at bikereg.com]

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    Parking & Transportation

    Venue Address:

    The Fields at RFK Campus – Lot 6

    401 Oklahoma Ave NE, Washington, DC 20019

    Parking:

    Free parking available onsite and along adjacent streets. Look for signage and volunteer guidance on arrival.

    Public Transit:

    Accessible via DC Metro – the nearest station is Stadium-Armory (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines), just a short ride or walk from the venue. Bike-friendly access via the Anacostia River Trail and Benning Road.


    Registration & Entry Fees

    • Early Bird Pricing: $50 from April 1 – May 15

    • Standard Pricing: $65 from May 16 – August 13

    • Day-of Registration: $75 (closes 30 minutes before each race)

    • Juniors: $25, all races (use the ‘Contact Us' link at the bottom of this page to request a discount coupon for adult races)

    • Second Race Discount: $20 off

    • Kids Race: Free (not USAC-sanctioned)

    All registration will be conducted through BikeReg.com and there will be no in-person sales at the event:

    • Pre-registration closes at 10:30 AM on Thursday, August 13.

    • Late/date-of registration will re-open at 8:30 PM on Thursday, August 13 and will remain open through event day

    • Day-of registration will be available onsite starting at 7:30 AM on Saturday, August 15.


    Payouts

    Chocolate City Criterium provides equal race durations and equal prize purses for men’s and women’s categories. To ensure long-term sustainability, prize payout thresholds are based on data-driven participation trends from previous years.

    Prize Purse Policy

    • 25+ riders: 100% of advertised purse

    • Fewer than 25 riders: 50% of advertised purse

    • Fewer than 10 riders: Medals only

    Advertised purses represent the maximum available payout, with final payouts determined by the number of registered starters at the close of registration. This policy applies to all prize-paying categories.


    Licensing Requirements

    • All racers must hold a valid USA Cycling license (annual or one-day).

    • 1-day licenses are available for $15 through BikeReg for races open to Novice riders, and will be automatically added to your BikeReg shopping cart.

    • The Kids Race does not require a license.


    Refund & Transfer Policy

    • No refunds will be issued for cancellations.

    • Registration transfers to another rider are permitted.

    • BikeReg offers registration insurance during checkout for added flexibility.


    Rules & Race Format

    • Races are held rain or shine under USA Cycling rules.

    • Free lap rule in effect for qualifying races.

    • Neutral wheel pit support available (wheels in/wheels out).

    • Riders may be pulled at officials' discretion for safety or if lapped.

    • No aero bars allowed in mass start events.

    • Helmets required at all times when riding on or near the course.


    District of Columbia Championship Eligibility

    To be eligible for the District of Columbia Championship titles, riders must:

    • Hold a current USA Cycling annual license

    • Reside in the DMV. Please update your USA Cycling and BikeReg accounts to reflect your current residency.

    Championship medals will be awarded only to eligible riders; others may still race and place. District of Columbia champion jerseys will be available for purchase for winners. Residency will be determined from the USA Cycling database as of event day.


    MABRA Category Championship Eligibility

    To be eligible for MABRA Category Championship titles, riders must:

    • Hold a current USA Cycling annual license

    • Reside in the MABRA region and/or be affiliated with a MABRA-affiliated club. Please update your USA Cycling and BikeReg accounts to reflect your current residency and club.

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    All racers with a valid USAC license are eligible to contest the road series title in their respective categories regardless of where they live or their team affiliation (i.e. non-MABRA racers are eligible.)

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    Questions?

    Use the Contact Us button below.

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